The Human Drive In Hi-Fi lyrics - CKY

I can't deny it all my life
It's the token of my life
Something you would try

For the best in the obscene
Just look on the tv screen
To pass away the while

It doesnt matter if you're
Red, black, or in the sack
I've got my grip, I've got a hold

Nothing ties one down like prime time in Hi-Fi
But now its getting old

People stop and stare
Here, there, and everywhere
They've got the blueprints for life

They keep pretending
The world is ending
You'll be fictionized

So stop the human drive
The fierce power switching on the
Ripe adolescent light
Terminates in five

The people standing in the lines
Have seen the film a million times
With a pocket full of dimes

So unless it is for free
You'll spin the country on its side
To be intensified

People stop and stare
Here, there, and everywhere
They've got the blueprints for life

They keep pretending
The world is ending
You'll be fictionized

It's on this tv
It's on that tv
It's on your tv
It's on my tv
It's on his tv
It's on her tv
It's on this tv
It's on your tv screen

You'll keep pretending
That the world is ending...
You'll be fictionized

Lost In A Contraption lyrics - CKY

I was lost in a contraption
Took me days to find direction
Suddenly the moments collide

Finally found the fault in father
Family blood dilutes the water
I was dazed in my direction tonight

Photographed when he hit the ground
No one minds
That's my blind side

I was lost and you're to blame
A man of doubt gave me a name
The obvious was too hard to find

To watch me try is out of line
The sun will shine

To watch me die
Is out of line
The sun will still shine

What's mine is mine
The sun will still shine

Knee Deep lyrics - CKY

Some people don't know
Don't know what is wrong
So they're knee deep
Knee deep in sorrow

My Promiscuous Daughter lyrics - CKY

I caught my daughter giving head to my brother
I caught my daughter giving head to my brother
I caught my daughter giving head to my brother
I caught my daughter giving head to my brother

A lame domestic fame
I call it graphic pain
Some say to innovate
I don't need that again

I caught my daughter giving head to my brother
I caught my daughter giving head to my brother
I caught my daughter giving head to my brother
I caught my daughter giving head to my brother

What can be done with my promiscuous daughter?
What can be done with my promiscuous daughter?
What can be done with my promiscuous daughter?
I can't be down with my promiscuous daughter

Not just the family name
Unveiled but don't complain
Either one can feel ashamed...
I don't need that again

Some say to innovate
It rained on my parade
A resolution on New Year's Day
Clean up my train of thought
What can be done with my...

What can be done with my promiscuous daughter?
What can be done with my promiscuous daughter?
What can be done with my promiscuous daughter?
I can't be done with my...

Sara's Mask lyrics - CKY

The first time I saw you I thought that I
Would just make another
And then I realized that in life you were
Just another mirror
The first words you spoke were the ones that I
Vaguely remember
But tied in a knot all the times that we
Haven't spent together

And is it your face
That's got you down?
Or is it your mind (mine)
When no one's around?
(Thinking thoughts of a suicide)

And is it your face (mine)
That's got you down?
Or is it your mind
When no one's around?

And now when she leaves in the dark
Behind amber waves of cancer
A stroll in the park is a walk from her
Hopes to be a dancer
A light at the end of a tunnel that's
Been going on forever
You don't understand why these people
Are looking unfamiliar

So take my hand
I will walk you around in a mask
Why don't you tell me now

Is it your face
That's got you down?
Or is it your mind (mine)
When no one's around?
(Thinking thoughts of a suicide)

And is it your face (mine)
That's got you down?
Or is it your mind
When no one's around?

And now when you leave in the dark
Inside everybody's answers
You're planning a way to abandon us
And live your life the way you like
Avoiding the urge to go sulk
In your remedial appearance
But Sara I only expect to see
The whole thing a little bit clearer

So take my hand
I will walk you around in a mask
Why don't you tell me now

Is it your face
That's got you down?
Or is it your mind (mine)
When no one's around?
(Thinking thoughts of a suicide)

And is it your face (mine)
That's got you down?
Or is it your mind
When no one's around?

So take my hand
I will walk you around in a mask
Why don't you tell me now

To All Of You lyrics - CKY

The mirror doesn't look like them
I guess it never will
What would you say
If I took a piece for me?
Happiness is your best friend
It doesn't appeal to me
Have you ever seen me?

As I talk it lets you down
You're finally used to me
But they never talk your way

The universe is in your hands
That doesn't appeal to me
What would they say
If I took a piece for me?
Happiness is your best friend
It doesn't appeal to me
Have you ever seen me?

As I talk it lets you down
You're finally used to me
But they never talk your way

The mirror doesn't look like them
I guess it never will
What would you say
If I took a piece for me?
Happiness is your best friend
It doesn't appeal to me
Have you ever seen me

Rio Bravo Reprise lyrics - CKY

Pulled into a truck stop...my luck is over
The plan is failing....I think not

Halfway House lyrics - CKY

Sometimes I get the strangest feelings
I want to bust your head in
I've got the whole world freaking
I'm just the kind of guy
All around the world
They've got their hands up screaming
Can't the gambles fly
No one knows for sure

I've got the portrait hanging around
In the picture frame
In the halfway house on life
We're not the same

Time draws a narrow streak
I'm just your average freak
Made a deal with life
I'm known around the world

I'm not the one with the open wound
You're just protection for the righteous kind
I'm not the one with an open wound
You're just protection for the righteous kind
Righteous kind...

Came of a world of trouble
I've got the hopeful freed
Made a deal with life
I know that life is cruel
My cataclystic thoughts
The mother of my dreams
Your plan betrayed my smoke screen
I'm wrapped around your screams

There's a portrait hanging around
In the picture frame
In the halfway house on life
And I'm not the same

I'm not the one with the open wound
You're just protection for the righteous kind
I'm not the one with an open wound
You're just protection for the righteous kind

"Volume 2" (2000)

Santa's Coming lyrics - CKY

You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why

Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Fuck!

He's making a list, he's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's a fucker...

And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me?
Nobody's getting any toys! FUCK!
Nobody's getting fuck!

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake
He doesn't know a god damn thing 'cause the whole fucking thing is fake

"Santa, is there anything I can do?"
"Is there anything you can do? You can GET BACK TO WORK!"

You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why

Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Fuck!

He's making a list, he's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's a fucker...

And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me?
Nobody's getting any more toys! FUCK!
I want some fuckin sleep

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake
Your stocking's filled with coal because you're a spoiled brat-ass dick

You better make sure you learn how to spell
Cause if you don't you're burning in hell

Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,
I said Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,
Santa Claus is coming to town
Shit

Foolin' lyrics - CKY

F-F-F-Foolin

Stop foolin myself f-f-f-faggot
Jess is a faggot, a f-f-faggot, YEAH!

Fuckin FOOLIN' F-F-F-Foolin
FUCK!

Shippensberg lyrics - CKY

You know what makes me happy
The things that make you sad
The feel that I controls absorbed by the radio jag
I found my indecision
The product of the media grime
The feel that I control have you press rewind

And now I'm on the wings
Hoping that you'll hear
Don't bother to respond
You love to hear me again
And when the sun beams down all of your lies
Close, close, yeah close the light

The sky's all grey in the barracks I know I'm a lousy hero
The classic act of feeling is that of a memory

And you are peering down through parascopic eyes
Close, close, yeah close (conscience)

I try to hide the fact that I'm afraid
We'll drive the band to Shippensburg and hope that we get played

And in the end of a season the voices turn it all off
The things that were so meaningless 'til the next one comes along

I try to hide the fact that I'm afraid
We'll drive the band to Shippensburg and hope that we get played

Fat Fuck lyrics - CKY

I want cheese but I can't digest the shit
I'm on a leave in the middle of Washington
These are some of the things I can't eat
It's yogurt, milk, and cheese that makes me shit
I can not not not have nothing
But when I eat dairy my bowels do flow
Uh-oh I think I shit myself (ohhh!)
I had some ice cream and...
I'll be back, I'm goin' to the can!

He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts
He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts
He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts
He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts

Surpass the old with it's temporal spins,
I got the balls,but the boss will win, I say
I gotta walk and I'll walk again, I say
I'm belly up, I might break down, oww
Putrid instincts
Stop putting down, I’m losing this time, yeah
WASTE OF LIFE, I'LL BEAT YOU DOWN
ahhhhhhhhHHOWWW!!!

Drunken Freestyle lyrics - CKY

You can't stop it if I stop you I can
Here comes Jess, the garbage man
Ooh ahh, I'll page ya on your face and then I'll place ya
Inside of my cell room, where we can fuck you in the ass with a broom
And a baseball bat, swing for the reaches
Swing for the hi-ho hi-lo bitches
Cut my toenail, left in stitches, we bleed
We used to call pants britches!

Ha yeah oh no! Yes yo no Mr. Homo
All right let's settle down it's time for class and Mr. Robins Brown
Aw, yeah suckas, gather up! It's about time you busted a nut!
'Bout time you let go, bout time
You found out retarded people are slow
But there's more to recite cause they can't hide their true feelings
True stealing I'm jumpin' all for you
Can you feel my card hand dealing? I'm dealin lucky numbers
And if you're the next one you might stumble down that
Flight of stairs, but I don't care there ain't no help for you
There ain't no repair you might end up make you bleed
You ain't movin, Chrsitopher Reeves Oh no! Oh no!

Yo I'm still me, I'm still the same, I'm still the same I ever been
I'm still the betta best best that there ever been
And then I pissed down my throat I tried to row a boat
I tried to see Ryan Gee float but he just can't
He took off his pants he put frogs and ants right up his ass
Creepin' around, he was in a dream tryin to scheme
To make sure he was...[fade out]

Chinese Freestyle lyrics - CKY

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh

Barbara Jean's Ass (A Christmas Song) lyrics - CKY

Up on the housetop Santa Clause
He was fidgeting with his balls
Down to the chimney with broken toys
To fondle all the little boys

Ho, ho, ho, hey lets go
Santa’s gonna give us all a blow
Up on the housetop, Suck my dick
Barbara Jean's ass makes me sick

Up on the housetop Santa Clause
He was fidgeting with his balls
down to the chimney with broken toys
to fondle all the little boys

Ho ho ho, hey lets go
Santa’s gonna give us all a blow
Up on the housetop, click click click
Barbara Jean's ass makes me sick

Up on the housetop Santa Clause
He was fidgeting with his balls
down to the chimney with broken toys
to fondle all the little boys

Ho, ho, ho, hey lets go
Santa’s gonna give us all a blow
Up on the housetop, Suck my dick
Barbara Jean's ass makes me sick

The 12 Days Of Christmas lyrics - CKY

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,
A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S,
TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
TWELVE TUNA-TWAT,
ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S,
TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!

We Wish You A Shitty Christmas lyrics - CKY

I wish you a fucking Christmas
I wish you a sucky Christmas
I wish you a shitty Christmas
And hate Richard Gere

I wish you a shitty Christmas
I wish you a fucking Christmas
I wish you a sucky Christmas
And a boring New Year

I bring you a stocking full of gore
I'll fuck you in the asshole screaming for more
I wish for the death of you and your kin
Now hanging from the ceiling
I'll shred off your skin

And a boring New Year

"Foreign Objects: The Undiscovered Numbers & Colors" (1995)

The Undiscovered Numbers And Colors lyrics - CKY

Colors and numbers
And there's so many never be seen
It's not the big picture
Nothing
The system that we call the

And the areas of avid color
Their origins are undiscovered

Don't go trying
To reveal
defying
Your intelligence it will always be impossible

No human will ever live to reveal
The undiscovered numbers and colors

No man will live to see colors
Colors and numbers
And there's so many never be seen
It's not the big picture
Nothing
The system that we call the

No man will ever live to see the undiscovered
Numbers and colors

Far Cry Behind lyrics - CKY

I am immortal

Oh no you can't
But you will never know it
I drive the night category

Satisfy myself

Far
I'm far cry behind
Wondering thinking
You were a fool
I'll be going
Where the good and the bad are now one
What's going on
My world is filtered

And combination
Lead you to yourself

Lead you to yourself and your soft sensation
You're impossible with the chemical invasion
Life in solitude to imagine white light
My only choice outside

A new way to be right where anything
As you steal my stories
But contemplation is just a way
Your head is just like me
Another way for you to slide

Far
I'm far cry behind
You were admitted and you wouldn't go

Gone

The Other Side Of The End Of The Universe lyrics - CKY

The white is wide
What is on the other side
Blackened sky
You won't believe your own two eyes

The highest tide
Coming through the nebulai
All alone
50 million miles below

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
Who will get off

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
Who will get off

Speed of light
Coming through your own insight

Or did we find the end

Turning space
Journey through this foreign place
Let me home
The mystery we must unfold

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
Who will get off

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
Who will get off

The thoughts and black
Go on the human persistence
The fires in the sky have to prove
The other side's existence

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
Who will get off

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
What will we meet
At the other
Side of the
End of the
Universe

Destination Undefined lyrics - CKY

What if the present
Suddenly became the past future
The systems reroute the situation
Lead to another with the black sun tide
Bind together they formulate rain
And the patterns burn
And where it starts - death
Where it ends rearranged
You can lead

A new life
A constelli take your time
Your destination's undefined
You're alive

Go back and die to live up to you
Unsatisfied
Recycle yourself without red out (WHAT THE FUCK?)
Being denied
Discover sentence you never knew
Take off your blind
Positive negative energy
More mystified

The future
Has suddenly become the past enigma
Infidelity reality and turbulence
What you did before living
Hopes and dreams and all that
The fortress has survived destiny
Yet you see eye to eye
And events
From the beginning until the end
The future
I'm turning into a psycho

Destination is undefined

"What? Oh. Well I'm not really sure my feelings...My life is kind of like a big
mystery. We'll see...significant in this case. I guess I'll just have to wait and
see what's next..."

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Afterworld lyrics - CKY

Danger up ahead
Just ignore the warning signs instead
Toughen up and break the rules that hold you down

Smash the glass, shoot straight
Don't look back, we wear the mask of fate
Just live your life loud and proud
Don't back down

Live your life, take a risk
We'll never die in the afterworld
In the end, start again
We'll stay alive in the afterworld
Live your life, take a risk
There's no goodbye in he after world
In the end, start again
We'll never die in the after world

Die
When we wanna, you know we're gonna
Die
When we wanna, you know we gotta
Die
When we wanna, you know we will
Die

Have yourself some fun
Turn the safety off the fucking gun
Get off your ass
Today starts now

Live your life, take a risk
We'll never die in the afterworld
In the end, start again
We'll stay alive in the afterworld
Live your life, take a risk
There's no goodbye in he after world
In the end, start again
We'll never die in the after world

Die
When we wanna, you know we're gonna
Die
When we wanna, you know we gotta
Die
When we wanna, you know we will
Die

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