Chinese Freestyle lyrics - CKY

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh

Barbara Jean's Ass (A Christmas Song) lyrics - CKY

Up on the housetop Santa Clause
He was fidgeting with his balls
Down to the chimney with broken toys
To fondle all the little boys

Ho, ho, ho, hey lets go
Santa’s gonna give us all a blow
Up on the housetop, Suck my dick
Barbara Jean's ass makes me sick

Up on the housetop Santa Clause
He was fidgeting with his balls
down to the chimney with broken toys
to fondle all the little boys

Ho ho ho, hey lets go
Santa’s gonna give us all a blow
Up on the housetop, click click click
Barbara Jean's ass makes me sick

Up on the housetop Santa Clause
He was fidgeting with his balls
down to the chimney with broken toys
to fondle all the little boys

Ho, ho, ho, hey lets go
Santa’s gonna give us all a blow
Up on the housetop, Suck my dick
Barbara Jean's ass makes me sick

The 12 Days Of Christmas lyrics - CKY

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,
A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S,
TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
TWELVE TUNA-TWAT,
ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S,
TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
SIX UCLAMINGS,
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
THREE SEVERED HEADS,
TWO BLOODY NUTS,
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!

We Wish You A Shitty Christmas lyrics - CKY

I wish you a fucking Christmas
I wish you a sucky Christmas
I wish you a shitty Christmas
And hate Richard Gere

I wish you a shitty Christmas
I wish you a fucking Christmas
I wish you a sucky Christmas
And a boring New Year

I bring you a stocking full of gore
I'll fuck you in the asshole screaming for more
I wish for the death of you and your kin
Now hanging from the ceiling
I'll shred off your skin

And a boring New Year

"Foreign Objects: The Undiscovered Numbers & Colors" (1995)

The Undiscovered Numbers And Colors lyrics - CKY

Colors and numbers
And there's so many never be seen
It's not the big picture
Nothing
The system that we call the

And the areas of avid color
Their origins are undiscovered

Don't go trying
To reveal
defying
Your intelligence it will always be impossible

No human will ever live to reveal
The undiscovered numbers and colors

No man will live to see colors
Colors and numbers
And there's so many never be seen
It's not the big picture
Nothing
The system that we call the

No man will ever live to see the undiscovered
Numbers and colors

Far Cry Behind lyrics - CKY

I am immortal

Oh no you can't
But you will never know it
I drive the night category

Satisfy myself

Far
I'm far cry behind
Wondering thinking
You were a fool
I'll be going
Where the good and the bad are now one
What's going on
My world is filtered

And combination
Lead you to yourself

Lead you to yourself and your soft sensation
You're impossible with the chemical invasion
Life in solitude to imagine white light
My only choice outside

A new way to be right where anything
As you steal my stories
But contemplation is just a way
Your head is just like me
Another way for you to slide

Far
I'm far cry behind
You were admitted and you wouldn't go

Gone

The Other Side Of The End Of The Universe lyrics - CKY

The white is wide
What is on the other side
Blackened sky
You won't believe your own two eyes

The highest tide
Coming through the nebulai
All alone
50 million miles below

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
Who will get off

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
Who will get off

Speed of light
Coming through your own insight

Or did we find the end

Turning space
Journey through this foreign place
Let me home
The mystery we must unfold

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
Who will get off

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
Who will get off

The thoughts and black
Go on the human persistence
The fires in the sky have to prove
The other side's existence

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
Who will get off

Begin the journey off in space
And who will take control
What will we meet
At the other
Side of the
End of the
Universe

Destination Undefined lyrics - CKY

What if the present
Suddenly became the past future
The systems reroute the situation
Lead to another with the black sun tide
Bind together they formulate rain
And the patterns burn
And where it starts - death
Where it ends rearranged
You can lead

A new life
A constelli take your time
Your destination's undefined
You're alive

Go back and die to live up to you
Unsatisfied
Recycle yourself without red out (WHAT THE FUCK?)
Being denied
Discover sentence you never knew
Take off your blind
Positive negative energy
More mystified

The future
Has suddenly become the past enigma
Infidelity reality and turbulence
What you did before living
Hopes and dreams and all that
The fortress has survived destiny
Yet you see eye to eye
And events
From the beginning until the end
The future
I'm turning into a psycho

Destination is undefined

"What? Oh. Well I'm not really sure my feelings...My life is kind of like a big
mystery. We'll see...significant in this case. I guess I'll just have to wait and
see what's next..."

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Afterworld lyrics - CKY

Danger up ahead
Just ignore the warning signs instead
Toughen up and break the rules that hold you down

Smash the glass, shoot straight
Don't look back, we wear the mask of fate
Just live your life loud and proud
Don't back down

Live your life, take a risk
We'll never die in the afterworld
In the end, start again
We'll stay alive in the afterworld
Live your life, take a risk
There's no goodbye in he after world
In the end, start again
We'll never die in the after world

Die
When we wanna, you know we're gonna
Die
When we wanna, you know we gotta
Die
When we wanna, you know we will
Die

Have yourself some fun
Turn the safety off the fucking gun
Get off your ass
Today starts now

Live your life, take a risk
We'll never die in the afterworld
In the end, start again
We'll stay alive in the afterworld
Live your life, take a risk
There's no goodbye in he after world
In the end, start again
We'll never die in the after world

Die
When we wanna, you know we're gonna
Die
When we wanna, you know we gotta
Die
When we wanna, you know we will
Die

Skeletor Vs. Beastman lyrics - CKY

[Skeletor:] Who's that? Na get outta here, Ah you fool get the fuck out. Mhm, you ready?
[Beastman:] You God Damn better believe it.
[Skeletor:] Then take your drawers of and work your legs, open your ass up like a keg, let me tap it, I must have it, mmmm, furry fool you are mine, I'll drink your ass like wine, and when semen pours all over your head you know you must be dead.
[Beastman:] Skeletor I knew your threw, but shake it so damn good, but when you cum on through my hood I'll give you a piece of wood.
[Skeletor:] You furry fool I know, and I will not disagree, but their is one thing we don't like, and it starts with He-Man. Oh no, I don't know which way to run or turn.
[Beastman:] Don't worry Skeletor your pants on fire, my cock will burn, My cocks on fire, FOR MORE DICK. You know Skeletor.
[Skeletor:] Yes my head is so damn thick like yours, no brain inside, just a lot of fucking fur, and if I ripped it off, you'd find a boy and call him her. Right?
[Beastman:] No Skeletor that's not what I'd do, I'd bend you over and shoot chocolate goo IN YOUR ASSHOLE. Let me lie, let me tell the truth, Now who are you, I don't .know,
[Skeletor:] Let's break it true, Now shake your ass c'mon Beastman, take your furry fur off.
[Beastman:] I can't it's mad of fur.
[Skeletor:] Bitch well then wack me off, grab your hairy bottoms.
[Beastman:] Hairy, Hairy Indeed, they're hairy as fuck, rake some leaves. Ahh whatever you need. Now were drunk, we'll be in jail, but I'll rape you master.
[Skeletor:] It Never Fails, He's always got my ass on his mind and it's sure in fact that when we waxes me, waxes all night long and that is that. Now Beastman, Beastman what do you know bout' talking off your clothes, you're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull c'mon.
[Beastman:] Ahh Skeletor, I shaved my legs for you tonight, but if you see my cock I hope you go and bite. AAAHHHHH, Skeletor you made me do some coke, I'm up all night on it's no joke.
[Skeletor:] Ah, furry fool, break dance, take off your furry pants, take off your high heels and put them in your ass, now somebody is tiptoeing, and someone just came in, and someone's pretty fat.
[Beastman:] Beastman's pretty thin, Ohh Ahh, I got AIDS, Beastman AIDS, and I 'll spread it into every good boy and girl today. Watch me give you cum stains in your fucking jaw.
[Skeletor:] Beastman watch your mouth, we don't need that language anymore.
[Beastman:] C'mon Skeletor, Don't you wanna see me work it now.
[Skeletor:] Beastman show em' how your gonna get my ass and plow, Now stick your cock inside like Rake Yohn fucking said.
[Beastman:] That faggot fuckin' douchebag only knows how to give head, two men in bed, his face it getting red, Ahh listen to everything I fucking said, Ah.
[Skeletor:] Ah, Beastman, Do you, Know how............ To end a song.

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